You're a Genius If You're Reading This

I thought I was writing to a more general level, but apparently I'm writing just for you, the genius crowd. This is not a categorization I covet. Other readability tests also suggest my writing is too complex. The Flesch-Kincaid Grade level is 12, and the (unfortunately named) Fog Index puts this site on a par with academic papers. Ouch.
I. Will. Start. Using. Short. Simple. Sentences. To. Raise. My. Readability.
Promise.
Thanks to Kit Ketchem for this link.